From Dave Rubin's new book

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    In North Korea, grandpas aren't allowed to retire. They are sent to the only train in the country which is called the Grandpa Train. Every grandpa there has to pull the Grandpa Train across the entire length of the rail network using ropes until they die.

  • CommieElon [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I’m from Chicago, there is absolutely no way she was robbed in broad daylight on Michigan avenue. Not only that, Chicagoans would probably be yelling slurs at the robbers if true. Chicago is not a city full “akshually that’s racist.” people. Just the opposite, go to the subreddit or any news article on Facebook.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      I know its total bullshit, but I prefer to believe the entire story is true because it would make Chicagoians incredibly Based.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Real "I'm being censored for having a different opinion, and I'm being deliberately vague about what that opinion is" energy.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      They were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

      ~ Journalist Making Six-Figures

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    turns out when you get paid to lie you start to lie a lot for more money

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    Probably a planned hit by Kim Jong Un using North Korea's mind control ray, for which the test runs killed every baker in North Korea.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      the Down with Cis bus is a pretty high bar to clear when it comes to fake stories