Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
Couldn't you just move to Cuba? They don't really extradite to America if they try to get you via legal means, and a yakuza enforcer is going to be pretty obvious to spot in the Caribbean.
That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.
Gott im Himmel. Maybe move to israel then? I hear they are more favorable to Bitcoin and NFT conneseurs like yourself :attlee-fedora:
That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off
If you fly to Egypt and walk they can't trace you. Godspeed soldier!
Thanks for the advice!