Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks

  • CTHlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Couldn't you just move to Cuba? They don't really extradite to America if they try to get you via legal means, and a yakuza enforcer is going to be pretty obvious to spot in the Caribbean.

    • NFTRespecter [any]
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      2 years ago

      That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.

      • CTHlurker [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Gott im Himmel. Maybe move to israel then? I hear they are more favorable to Bitcoin and NFT conneseurs like yourself :attlee-fedora:

        • NFTRespecter [any]
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          2 years ago

          That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off