Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
besides the fact you're making this up, it's your fault for getting involved with money laundering for gangsters. That's the risk you take when you work for the underworld, that's why you shouldn't fuck around with them
I didn’t steal any money from them, this wasnt an attempt to defraud anyone. And its fucking real im getting long range calls from Japan with a weird soda jingle and someone reading me a list of all of my family members and their home addresses