https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-rejuvenate-the-memories-of-elderly-mice-by-injecting-them-with-young-mouse-cerebrospinal-fluid

  • soy_disantra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    hey science, could you maybe fucking relax for a second :dean-neutral:

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    This is how we keep Dianne Feinstein in office for another term. :biden-harbinger: is already receiving his injections, he'll be unstoppable.

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This is somehow more horrifying than vampirism as a metaphor for the bourgeoise.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    That is one seriously incredible way to heighten the contradictions.

    This would create class consciousness on a level never before seen. A situation where the bougies live forever but the proles die, but also as garish as sucking the life force out of the young.

    The radicalisation potential with shit like this is off the charts.

    • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      That was the plot to altered carbon basically.

      First seasons good, second sucked ass. Books probably better, haven't read it

    • catgirlcommunist [any]
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      2 years ago

      the emojis on this site will forever amaze me, we've really thought of everything

  • CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    the one way you can tell they haven't done this with humans is because if they could, Joe Biden wouldnt be trying to shake hands with the ghost of kiev

  • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    “So what I sell my spinal fluid monthly to make rent? Gotta secure that bag. Are you trying to take away my livelihood? It’s between the harvester and the harvestee, it’s all consensual and contractual and legal.”

    What juiceboys and fluidgirls will be saying in 2065 to those pesky complaining leftists

    The capitalist system is a giant machine that juices and harvests the vast majority of the population for the benefit of the few, but somehow everyone within it “consents”

    • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      “So what I sell my spinal fluid monthly to make... uhhh that thing. house but not buying it? Gotta secure that bag. Are you trying to take away my livelihood? It’s between the harvester and the uhhhh the person who... who are you? What am I doing here?"

  • Abraxiel
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    2 years ago

    if we could synthesize that shit, this would be tight.