• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I can't tell if that's supposed to be a hunk of metal the guy's pinned under or if he's being cut out of a poorly drawn shark

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Is it not depicting an underwater battle to the death with harpoons? Just look at the expression of triumph as he vanquished his foe.

      • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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        3 years ago

        I think he’s trying to pry a piece of wreckage off the guy. So actually this dude is just being a solid bro trying to help another bro out.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      My guess is a mutant manta ray. What mutant manta ray wouldn't be on the scene where 1950s guys do their thing on the seafloor?

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Bruh just eat some vegetables, no shit you're having trouble shitting when you have 10lbs of steak churning through your colon like dry cement.

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    3 years ago

    Good to know the guys obsessed with manhood have always been like this.

    • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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      3 years ago

      Idk this seems LESS toxic than modern masculinity shit. I mean, saving a dude from drowning? Trying to cure your constipation? Exercise? Sex Ed? This all seems like fine stuff to me.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Stabbing a guy in the kidneys is a roundabout way to cure constipation i guess

    • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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      3 years ago

      I could be wrong here but I think he’s actually trying to pry up a piece of wreckage pinning the other guy down. So he’s actually just being a solid dude.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    the "cure" for constipation is a bunch of drawings of different postures / methods to rock or slide back-and-forth on a toilet while smoking a cigarette.