Watched this move last night. It's absolutely pure reactionary ideology on screen, and its fucking awesome and hilarious. Crime happens because psychos with axes just want to do crime, and the only way to fight crime is to kill all of them. Extremely cheesy montages and action sequences with ridiculously high body counts - this movie is fucking awesome. The dialogue is, many times, perplexing and ridiculous. Highly recommend watching this
My favourite thing Cobra does is just touch everything like a child. When he goes to that roadside shop and just starts picking up shit like snow globes and stuff I can't stop laughing.
That and the pizza scene.
Conspiracy theory: He was a terminator but he didn't know it.
Lol when he picks up the bobble head and starts mimicking it with his head hahahaha
Nuh uh, you can't just call it the pizza scene
The man pulls what is clearly a five day old pizza from his fridge and cuts into it with a pair of scissors like it's a piece of construction paper
It's honestly something that has to be seen because there's not a person alive who does that aside from Marion Cobretti
It's frozen pizza IIRC
Pretty sure you're right
Just makes it even less sensible