ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?
god the thread the last time this was posted was a fucking hell scape. let me get my popcorn.
Ooooh I remember that one. That was a good thread.
Alas struggle sessions are not an exact science. Something that kicks off an apocalypse one day may be a puff of hot air in a teacup the next.
I will find you and set your computer on fire for posting this. This is violence
hahaha is this that vaush tweet somebody linked here? i have twitter blocked on my computer so I couldn't see it
I'm just sitting here trying to wrap my lips around the top of a pint glass, and let me tell you - the feel isn't so great for my mouth.
I realised last night that cishet is 'cis sexual, heterosexual' and not some easier spelling and pronounciation of cis-shit.
Of course, this doesn't exclude usage in the place of 'cis-shit'.
I thought it was more of a goof or like, just a constructed cringe thing, but someone posted it yesterday and a trans poster said "oh GOD this is TOO ACCURATE" and now I don't want to leave the house.
