Look, I'm sorry that your grandmother was eaten by a butterfly koi. They're really not aggressive fish, I swear! Here's a picture of one with a baby. They were bred for their temperament! They're nanny fish! The one that savagely mauled your meemaw probably just wasn't trained correctly, and regardless, she shouldn't have been dangling bread so close to the pond surface like that. It's all her fault, really.
No worries; it's a tense topic for you (and like a third of the damn site). I just find it hilarious applied to, you know, ornamental carp, so I couldn't resist.
Look, I'm sorry that your grandmother was eaten by a butterfly koi. They're really not aggressive fish, I swear! Here's a picture of one with a baby. They were bred for their temperament! They're nanny fish! The one that savagely mauled your meemaw probably just wasn't trained correctly, and regardless, she shouldn't have been dangling bread so close to the pond surface like that. It's all her fault, really.
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Shut the fuck up reactionary.
(I'm just taking the piss... I actually don't have a problem with pitbulls, and you're right about breed-based legislation.)
ok cool sorry I just already went over this before on this site and I hate to see the same bullshit trotted out again
No worries; it's a tense topic for you (and like a third of the damn site). I just find it hilarious applied to, you know, ornamental carp, so I couldn't resist.