• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    how long until every police officer is considered a border agent in order to make the most use of this? next week?

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      My god, they're probably, actually going to say being a "deputized" border agent is a thing. It'll go to local court. Then a state court. And finally the GOP justices will say "While deputized border agent haven't been a thing codified into law - we are codifying it retroactively as of right now. What's our reasoning? It's based on this time honored axiom - we pulled it outta out ass. Also, fuck you..."

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Right now the dems have a top secret polling/focus group unit studying the hard topics such as:

          • How the Democrats Can Benefit of Christofascism

          • Democratic Messaging in an American Ethnostate

          • A Trillion Dollar Military Budget Now

        • star_wraith [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Biden literally said just today the primaries prove that the people want politicians to get even more tough on crime...

      • comi [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Didn’t border agent killed uvalde shooter? I’m not saying :alex-no-supplements: but :alex-supplements:

        • D61 [any]
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          2 years ago

          BorTac, they typically are pretty insane though.

          I heard over my shoulder from my wife that the BorTac guy wasn't on duty, he was related to a teach somehow and was getting texts.

          • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            the BorTac guy wasn’t on duty, he was related to a teach somehow and was getting texts

            The only pig that did his job wasn't even doing his job. :agony-limitless:

          • comi [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Yes, red commie tomatojones. Also see, mma headguy

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          They don't need conspiracies dude they're doing all this shit right on in the open.

          • comi [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Well, I meant you can feasibly see them do it right now, by saying police is dogshit, we need to retrain them as border agents, with a caveat they can do whatever now (even more whatever)