• stalin_but_trans [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i looked it up the other week because I was remembering the 100 mile rule and i think my city is technically just over 100 miles away from the nearest ocean, but who am I kidding lol like that'll stop fascists from doing fascist shit. I gotta get out of this hellhole.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Courtroom dialog...

      Lawyer: "Officer Fashy - according to google - Podunk City is 537 miles from any border. Does that sound about right?"

      Officer Fashy: "Yeah. Sounds about right."

      Lawyer: "Yet you stated under oath that 'The 100 mile rule protects us from prosecution.' Could you explain how?"

      Officer Fashy: "We were in hot pursuit."

      Later all officers are acquitted of all federal charges due to the 100 mile rule.