Joe Biden but he's the Volcel police: DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY

Joe Biden but he's lost the election: CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY

Joe Biden but he's telling people about his favorite NSYNC song: BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

Joe Biden but he's trying to hail the mayor of Flavortown: GUY GUY GUY GUY GUY

Joe Biden but he smells a delicious baked good cooling on a windowsill: PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE

Joe Biden but he's trying to warn the Heavy about the suspicious Pyro approaching him from behind: SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY

Joe Biden but he's handing out Pinocchios: LIE LIE LIE LIE

Joe Biden but he's doing a Reaper Overwatch impression: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Joe Biden but he's telling the worker at the deli what kinda bread he wants his rueben on: RYE RYE RYE RYE RYE

Joe Biden but he's greeting a lot of people: HI HI HI HI HI

Joe Biden but he was asked what his favorite kinda tea is: CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI

Joe Biden but he's misremembering the word that's chanted during The Science Guy's theme song: NYE NYE NYE NYE NYE

Arrr, listen, matey -- ye be a lyin' barnacle-faced scalawag.

Joe Biden but he's a pilot warning others about reinforcements during the Death Star run: TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE

Joe Biden but he's a scam college DEVRY DEVRY DEVRY DEVRY DEVRY DEVRY