It's lathe time baby lets-fucking-go

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    A ceasefire protestor stands up and starts chanting, Biden rips a fart but the strain causes his eyes to explode a gusher of blood that lands directly on the protestor and it's like xenomorph acid and it burns them alive. He then says he loves ice cream and his wife, Commander Biden.

    • MaxOS [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Lol, god I hope his eyeball does that thing again.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      like xenomorph acid and it burns them alive.

      Not like a horny toad.

      his eyes to explode a gusher of blood that lands directly on the protestor

      Sort of like a horny toad. Seriously.

      How Do Horned Lizards Shoot Blood from Their Eyes? | Wonderopolis

      As a last resort, horned lizards may use one final defense mechanism that's particularly effective against predators like bobcats, wolves, and coyotes. They shoot blood from their eye sockets! This usually frightens predators enough to make them flee. Fortunately for humans, horned lizards rarely shoot blood at people.