i would smile more but everytime i open my mouth the parasite that resides in my oesophagus extends its probiscus and antennae, starts wriggling about and eventually screaming until i feed it some long pig, which engorges it and makes it hard for me to eat or breathe.
this is pretty uncomfortable so i try to keep my mouth closed. also, I'm not weird or flawed idk what that's supposed to mean.
i would smile more but everytime i open my mouth the parasite that resides in my oesophagus extends its probiscus and antennae, starts wriggling about and eventually screaming until i feed it some long pig, which engorges it and makes it hard for me to eat or breathe.
this is pretty uncomfortable so i try to keep my mouth closed. also, I'm not weird or flawed idk what that's supposed to mean.
I have one word for people with pork-loving esophageal parasites: VOTE.