machinegobrrrr [none/use name] to memes • edit-22 years agoAI is getting better, even at shitposts. What are we going to doimagemessage-square73 fedilinkarrow-up1196file-text
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minus-squareDragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]hexbear34·2 years agoOh yeah this is what us commies do (my input in bold) >Write me a greentext >be me >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website >get message from informant >informant tells me about large communist meeting in the works >attend meeting undercover >meeting is held in a small room with only a single door >about 20 people in attendance, all sitting in a circle >in the middle of the circle is a small table with a laptop on it >laptop is playing a looped video of a hammer and sickle link
minus-squareDragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]hexbear24·2 years agoMore :fedposting: Write me a greentext >be me >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website >get order to arrest anyone who posts on site >go to arrest guy >he's not home >leave note on door >"We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >guy comes out >puts hands up >"What the fuck is this?" >"You're under arrest for being a communist." >"This is bullshit! I'm not a communist!" >"You posted on a communist website, that's enough evidence for us." >"No, it's not! I was just looking at the website, I'm not a communist!" >"I don't care, you're coming with us." >"I'm an FBI undercover agent you moron!" >"What?" >"Yeah, I was monitoring the website too and I was going to arrest anyone who posted on it." >"So you're not a communist?" >"No, I'm not a communist." >"Shit, I'm sorry man. I thought you were a communist." >"It's alright, just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened." link
minus-squareDragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]hexbear18·2 years agoAlright this is the last to not gum up this thread Write me a greentext >be me >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website >see post about building IEDs >get address from post >raid the address >find no IEDs >find two old men playing chess link
minus-squareCredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear5·2 years agoprobably how Lt. Kitsuragi felt when doing the communist student questline link
minus-squareElChango [he/him]hexbear4·2 years agoThis is so close. It would have been :chefs-kiss: if instead of the video, all they found was a group of people screaming :LIB: at each other link
Oh yeah this is what us commies do (my input in bold)
>Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>get message from informant
>informant tells me about large communist meeting in the works
>attend meeting undercover
>meeting is held in a small room with only a single door
>about 20 people in attendance, all sitting in a circle
>in the middle of the circle is a small table with a laptop on it
>laptop is playing a looped video of a hammer and sickle
More :fedposting:
Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>get order to arrest anyone who posts on site
>go to arrest guy
>he's not home
>leave note on door
>"We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!"
>guy comes out
>puts hands up
>"What the fuck is this?"
>"You're under arrest for being a communist."
>"This is bullshit! I'm not a communist!"
>"You posted on a communist website, that's enough evidence for us."
>"No, it's not! I was just looking at the website, I'm not a communist!"
>"I don't care, you're coming with us."
>"I'm an FBI undercover agent you moron!"
>"What?"
>"Yeah, I was monitoring the website too and I was going to arrest anyone who posted on it."
>"So you're not a communist?"
>"No, I'm not a communist."
>"Shit, I'm sorry man. I thought you were a communist."
>"It's alright, just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened."
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Alright this is the last to not gum up this thread
Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>see post about building IEDs
>get address from post
>raid the address
>find no IEDs
>find two old men playing chess
probably how Lt. Kitsuragi felt when doing the communist student questline
Hexbear meetup went well
This is so close. It would have been :chefs-kiss: if instead of the video, all they found was a group of people screaming :LIB: at each other