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  • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
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    3 years ago

    Oh yeah this is what us commies do (my input in bold)

    >Write me a greentext

    >be me

    >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website

    >get message from informant

    >informant tells me about large communist meeting in the works

    >attend meeting undercover

    >meeting is held in a small room with only a single door

    >about 20 people in attendance, all sitting in a circle

    >in the middle of the circle is a small table with a laptop on it

    >laptop is playing a looped video of a hammer and sickle

    • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

      More :fedposting:

      Write me a greentext

      >be me

      >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website

      >get order to arrest anyone who posts on site

      >go to arrest guy

      >he's not home

      >leave note on door

      >"We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!"

      >guy comes out

      >puts hands up

      >"What the fuck is this?"

      >"You're under arrest for being a communist."

      >"This is bullshit! I'm not a communist!"

      >"You posted on a communist website, that's enough evidence for us."

      >"No, it's not! I was just looking at the website, I'm not a communist!"

      >"I don't care, you're coming with us."

      >"I'm an FBI undercover agent you moron!"

      >"What?"

      >"Yeah, I was monitoring the website too and I was going to arrest anyone who posted on it."

      >"So you're not a communist?"

      >"No, I'm not a communist."

      >"Shit, I'm sorry man. I thought you were a communist."

      >"It's alright, just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened."

    • DragonNest_Aidit [they/them,use name]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Alright this is the last to not gum up this thread

      Write me a greentext

      >be me

      >be a federal agent monitoring online communist website

      >see post about building IEDs

      >get address from post

      >raid the address

      >find no IEDs

      >find two old men playing chess

    • ElChango [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      This is so close. It would have been :chefs-kiss: if instead of the video, all they found was a group of people screaming :LIB: at each other