"As a fellow survivor, I forgot that what binds us is our shared trauma. But for most of America, Donald Trump was that trauma..."
"As a fellow survivor, I forgot that what binds us is our shared trauma. But for most of America, Donald Trump was that trauma..."
"But maybe there's signs for future hope and optimism. The stock market is still roaring, White Fragility is still flying off the shelves, and the DNC raised a record $4.2 billion, which sets us up for the future. Buttigieg 2024, anyone?"
"And by the way, ladies -- I can't vouch for its authenticity -- but the scuttlebutt around the rumor mill is that Mayor Pete -- has had relations with women in the past! So put on that fresh pantsuit and get ready to "harness" some of Pete's Obama energy!"
"Under my administration, we sent peace keepers to Afghanistan one last time, specifically to areas with rare earth mineral deposits, to root out the Taliban once and for all while bringing quality mining jobs to those impoverished areas, ensuring a bright economic future for the silent and dignified middle class of Afghanistan." - President Pete 2028