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  • cawsby [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I found that saying I was born on the cusp got me more dates because I appeared compatible with two signs instead of one.

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    2 years ago

    then they come back to you a week later like "i talked to your parents and you're actually adopted and they lied about your birthday"

  • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    My wife tried to pull that on me last night when we were drinking.

    We don't believe in astrology,but she purposefully read me the wrong thing to see if I would be like "that's so me!"

    I didn't bite.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      i always insult them and call them bigoted pieces of shit :shrug-outta-hecks:

      amount of times that people have used horoscopes to be transphobic without saying the words are high enough that we basically banned it at our community center

      • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Checks out, yeah.

        Birth dates have the mystical power of letting cis people be transphobic, feels almost like the metaphor of giving a fairy your true name or something

        • kristina [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          yep. also apparently me and my bf have separate signs so we're doomed to fail even though i love him more than life itself

          if i was a small minded idiot like them i would have ruined my life by not being with my bf, he's really awesome

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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    2 years ago

    I always try to make people guess based on my personality, and they never seem to be able to :thinkin-lenin:

  • RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "I'm sorry, the construct of time does not apply to me, I have and will always, be." :arm-L::meow-shining::arm-R:

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Learning thousands of years of extremely complex non-Western astrology to condescend on the horoscope readers.

  • 20000bannedposters [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    There's something to it.

    It's just modern humans humans are completely disconnected from that old realm that we used to live with it.

        • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          That doesn't mean that the fucking stars control how human beings behave.

          It also doesn't mean that if you see a pattern, it is actually a pattern and not noise your brain is making into a pattern because human brains tend to find patterns in noise.

                              • 20000bannedposters [love/loves]
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                                2 years ago

                                Lol. Once again

                                I don't follow astrology and know nothing about it.

                                I was going back and forth because i thought the guy was arguing that nature has no scientific patterns. And what he thought i was saying is that since there is scientific proof that nature has patterns than i am trying to equate that to astrology being real. Which I'm not.

                                I'm also not saying that it's not real. Cuz i don't know. But i don't base my habits on where the moon is

                    • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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                      2 years ago

                      Oh, I dont see patterns in tea leaves and tarot cards, I must need to touch grass.

                      Maybe you need to learn to enjoy nature without projecting your mystical nonsense onto it.

                            • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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                              2 years ago

                              To repeat:

                              You’re falling into a really simple logical error here.

                              Just because patterns exist doesn’t mean everything you observe as a pattern is actually a pattern.

                              Just because, for example, trees branch in a specific pattern, does not mean there is a pattern that explains your personality based on whether Mars was waning when you were born.

                              • 20000bannedposters [love/loves]
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                                2 years ago

                                I don't follow astrology.

                                I read what a Virgo was. Went hey that lines up with me. And that was the end of it. When I say nature is patterns, I'm literally meaning in the scientific sense that nature is patterns. That waves have a pattern to them that birds roost in the same tree every night that sea turtles go back to the beach. They were born at that humpback whales go back to the same bay that they gave birth at every year. That's what I'm saying when I mean nature. Is patterns not astrology.

                                Sorry i should of made it clear that i don't actually follow astrology.

                                But also getting upset by it is really a waste of energy

                            • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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                              2 years ago

                              You're falling into a really simple logical error here.

                              Just because patterns exist doesn't mean everything you observe as a pattern is actually a pattern.

        • geikei [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah . Most have been figured out beyond any doubt ,confirmed through experimentation and and expressed in really beautiful ways. It's called physics

  • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    extremely well adjusted comments section lol

    also, saying you’re the wrong sign is such a virgo thing to do 💁‍♀️

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    So if I have two birthdays, one official government documented birthday and the other is my real birthday in which I was born in, which one should I give to people :trump-anguish: do not ask how