I reject the Zelda timeline and prefer to play the games like it's the retelling of the same story by a different theater group.

Only 27 minutes? What is this, a speedrun?

It's not even that hard to understand.

My friend, the one who won’t talk to me anymore, loves Legend of Zelda. They’ve zonked out showing me hours of Zelda videos on YouTube. They’re such a sweet child inside and I’ll always live with the shame of knowing I hurt them. At least they’re happier now, with me gone.

Ngl I might watch another video about the Zelda timeline