Mr Gorbachev, tear down this pizza hut.

  • jackmarxist [any]
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    2 years ago

    Gorby starts dying as soon as Pizza Hut leaves Russia. Coincidence?

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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    2 years ago

    the only downside to the bastard croaking is the scattering of priceless relics and books to the winds as auctioneering crows scurry in to loot the repository of the last President of the Soviet Union.

  • plov_mix [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Dear lord can’t he just disappear instead of dying? I don’t want to have to face weeks of liberal farts on social media when he finally stops wasting space.

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He did disappear. From Russia that is. Because you know, good presidents retire far away from the country they ruled lol

  • HalidBeslic [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    About damn time. Some days I remember that Gorby is alive and that ruins my day. Go to hell already traitor.

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    2 years ago

    gonna miss the birthmarked bastard once he's gone. A relic of the old era, now almost entirely irrelevant lol. We like to give Gorby a lot of shit but he legitimately wanted to save the Soviet Union, he was just a naive succdem who didn't see the threat of the reactionary forces swirling around him once they smelt blood in the water. I pity him but can't hate him, he was put in a pretty unenviable situation.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    He's a good reminder that any adversarial ruler popular among NATO countries usually is that way because they're actively going against their country and bowing to NATO.