• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    When I was five, a guy in a Ford Ranger almost backed up over me in a grocery store parking lot.

    extraneous background information

    Guy backed up and nailed me with the bumper, knocked me to the ground and started to keep going

    My dad basically had to bash in his rear windshield before he stopped

    Then he tried to fight my dad in the parking lot, he lost when my dad gave him a right cross across the face with the brass knuckles his biker gang buddies gave him to celebrate the momentous occasion of my birth

    Anyways, this was the early 90's and the trucks have only gotten bigger since then

    Shit's fucking dangerous

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      my dad gave him a right cross across the face with the brass knuckles his biker gang buddies gave him to celebrate the momentous occasion of my birth

      :grillman: