Conservatives think John McCain is half-communist.
Liberals think they're DemSuccs, because they once voted for a guy who said he liked Medicare.
DemSuccs think they're Revolutionary Socialists, because they once block-walked for a woman who said she wanted to Defund the Police.
Socialists think they're doing Communism, because they once split the check at lunch.
Communists think everyone they know is a reactionary who is just trying to play it cool until the next counter-revolution, and that any kind of organizing is just an invitation to be arrested or killed.
One of the especially cursed aspects of American politics is how liberals get to pretend they're "leftists".
Conservatives think John McCain is half-communist.
Liberals think they're DemSuccs, because they once voted for a guy who said he liked Medicare.
DemSuccs think they're Revolutionary Socialists, because they once block-walked for a woman who said she wanted to Defund the Police.
Socialists think they're doing Communism, because they once split the check at lunch.
Communists think everyone they know is a reactionary who is just trying to play it cool until the next counter-revolution, and that any kind of organizing is just an invitation to be arrested or killed.