• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      "I am Kamala Harris. I am here to tell you that I am Kamala Harris I am. I am Kamala Harris. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am... Fatal error. Restarting."

      Aides panic amongst themselves. "Last week I told her she needed a NeoLiberal O/S patch ASAP. But she totally ignored me. She had a spa day. And then she had a shopping day. And she had a do-fucking-nothing day. Now she's going to blame me for her fuckup."