Seriously are you being serious?
She checked certain boxes. One of those being, being a woc but not too dark of a woc. An acceptable non threatening shade of woc.
It's actually slightly worse, she says "... you have been forced to have to take this seriously". Just some brilliant speech writing.
she's on level of Bush. who knows, maybe she is presidential material
too busy
I really want to know what that worse-than-useless fucker does all day.
There's a reason her campaign collapsed before a single primary vote was cast.
Like, fucking Marianne Williamson and Cory Booker made it further than her.
Hasan said it best: she talks like shes trying to hit the word count on an essay
That nails it.
"In my essay today I will discuss the novel that I have just read that was required of me. I choose a book I already knew the name of so that way I could... This is so dumb. How much longer must I stand here in the middle of this closed off street pretending to give a fuck about people shot to death? They're dead. They're not coming back to life. And all morning I wanted a caramel latte frappuccino with extra sprinkles but could my fucking staff even manage that simple thing. No...."
Kamala 0.6125 has crashed. Reinstall and reformat?And the button reads
Yes.
"I am Kamala Harris. I am here to tell you that I am Kamala Harris I am. I am Kamala Harris. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am...
Fatal error. Restarting."Aides panic amongst themselves. "Last week I told her she needed a NeoLiberal O/S patch ASAP. But she totally ignored me. She had a spa day. And then she had a shopping day. And she had a do-fucking-nothing day. Now she's going to blame me for her fuckup."
She truly is the worst person for the job. I would like to remind everyone that she got ZERO delegates in the primary but was picked anyway.
"alright, folks, i know we've all had a good laugh about this, but it's time to get serious"
The Biden administration has learned exactly one thing so far, which is that Kamala Harris is good as ablative shielding and nothing else.
ancient, decaying racists and "just throw the black woman under the bus"
name a more iconic etc
She has to develop some new bits, Barred-out Aunt is a great character, who can forget the famous line "It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day." But your whole act can't just be word salad, it gets boring.
If she dosen't improve her material, Trump will continue to be the funniest US politician.
