Take them away boys

:volcel-judge: :data-revolutionary: :geordi-no: :picard: :volcel-judge:

By the way we need a Riker emoji just so I can have the volcel police arrest him, he's the horniest. Wasn't expecting this lol

  • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    Just wait for mirror universe DS9 Kira.

    Or any innumerable horny episodes for Troi in TNG.

    I love Trek, but the horny is so often cringe.

    • BerserkPoster [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      It's a strange level of horniness where it also feels repressed in a way, not sure how I feel about it but Riker literally grinning ear to ear at the thought of getting some alien ass is clearly hilarious

      • Zo1db3rg [comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        You literally just described almost all Star Trek fans and most high schoolers.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      1st season Bashir should have been fired for sexual harassment like 9 times and the only reason he wasn't was that Curzon Dax was horny as fuck.

      Bashir: "Hey Dax, Jadzia, hey Dax, how about a date. With Sex. Sex date, yeah! How bout it?"

      Dax "My god, you have like, some kind of concentrated anti-game"

    • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      And let's not forget Enterprise. Mandatory decontamination rub-downs every time there's an away mission.

    • Zo1db3rg [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Or all of Voyager after Seven of Nine joins and half of Voyager before she joins. lol