it's amazing the mileage you can get out of a few lines, eh
Capeshit fans try not to bring up capeshit constantly challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
It's like getting to prosthletyze people without feeling like you're prostheltyzing people.
"Have you heard the good word of Thor? If those kids had Thor in their lives, they'd still be alive."
Thor waits outside the classroom while they die, cracking jokes about his love life with a dude made out of rocks.
Came here to post exactly this response. My god. This is infinitely more cringe-inducing than any "they're partying with Jesus now" rhetoric.
couldn't help but think
Yeah, but couldn't you have just kept it to yourself?
Thor's superpowers are killing trolls with a hammer, drinking, lifting heavy things, crossdressing and resurrecting goats.
Some of these powers would be effective against a gunman.
America’s heroes are either slave owners who wore powdered wigs, war criminals who murdered women and children, and homeless veterans whose government won’t provide for
To be fair, that probably would have been more helpful than having 376 policemen instead.
