>become friends with a woman
>have the secret intention of becoming her boyfriend
>get friendzoned

why are women like this?

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Women spelt backwards is nemow, concerning don't you think?

  • Vampire [any]
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    8 months ago

    She friendzoned you because your posting is bad.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    have the secret intention of becoming her boyfriend

    Subtle as a heart attack, everyone knows what I'm up to

    She still tolerates my fumbling advances, while remaining polite and even supportive

    Helps me with my wardrobe, encourages me to socialize alongside her, speaks positively about me with her friends

    Genuinely demonstrates Agape towards me and cultivates these same emotions in me

    We form a deep and lasting friendship that spans many of our own erotic relationships with others

    God damn, I hate this so much

    • Cromalin [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      i watched when harry met sally and thought the movie should have ended with them having ruined their relationship by fucking. if you're going to say "men and women can't be friends, the sex gets in the way" stick to your guns"

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        ·
        8 months ago

        Should have ended it like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry can't make Elaine cum.

  • Angel [any]
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    8 months ago

    Can I have her number???

    😂👌

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    >become friends with a woman
    >she has secret intention of becoming my girlfriend
    >friendzone her

    Why am I like this? 😔