https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/w6m89t/-/ihfbtlr

  • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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    2 years ago
    1. North Koreans live in such desperate squalor that they eat grass soup and gruel and the occasional rat
    2. North Koreans own personal computers in great enough numbers to make this project impactful

    Your lib friend who's Really Into Foreign Policy sees no contradiction here. Truly wonderful the mind of a lanyard is.

    • NPa [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Going to the single communal windows 95 PC in my dirt village to watch 15 seconds of Transformers 2 in 240p before I am discovered and sentenced to death by anti-aircraft gun.

      My last words are: "You may kill a man, but you'll never kill American soft power." One of the guards does the Wakanda salute. He is later fed to wild dogs.

      I die with a smile on my face, knowing my remains will be repatriated to my family so they can have the first meal of their lives.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        watch 15 seconds of Transformers 2 in 240p before I am discovered and sentenced to death by anti-aircraft gun

        an act of mercy preventing someone from watching more of transformers 2

      • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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        2 years ago

        I don't remember Windows 95 supporting USB. I think I only 98 did in SE. Maybe that's just USB storage.

        Not like trying to undermine your bit or anything; it just got me thinking.

        • NPa [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          A team of 5600 north Korean Computer Scientists have been working tirelessly for a decade to implement USB functionality into every Win95 terminal in the country. Half died from stress.

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      North Koreans live in such desperate squalor that they eat grass soup and gruel and the occasional rat

      North Koreans own personal computers in great enough numbers to make this project impactful

      lmao the lanyard constricts so much that these things become possible