• betelgeuse [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Marvel announces new phase in the MCU, it will blend everything fans loved about the previous phases but with a new ARG experience.

      2024:

      She Hulk prosecutes Trump for Jan 6

      Ant-Man has to fight BA.5 variant in the quantum realm

      Avengers: Election

      2025:

      Blade battles vampires who were created by monkeypox

      Black Widow: Putin must die

      Shang Chi: Free Taiwan because making chips is hard

      2026:

      Avengers: Revenge of Covid

      Iron Heart has to use Tony Stark's ingenuity to rebuild a collapsed bridge that killed 30 people.

      Thor: Uvalde

      2027:

      Avengers: Climate Wars

      Namor: The Search for freshwater

      Black Panther helps the CIA take control of a lithium mine in South America

    • moujikman [none/use name]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      After the revolution, we'll get better titles:

      Fantastic Four: Rise of the Red Guard: In this Marvel movie, the Fantastic Four rise up to become the Red Guard, a group of super-powered communists who aided the revolution of the United States. They protect the people from the oppressive capitalist states.

      Reed Richards is heard saying: “It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.” The movie ends with the Fantastic Four raising their fists in the air in a show of solidarity with the communist revolution.

      Hulk: Destruction of the Imperialist State: In this version of the Hulk, the big green superhero is on a mission to destroy the capitalist American government, which he sees as an oppressive force. He rampages through the streets, smashing buildings and taking down any opponent who tries to stop him. Ultimately, he faces off against the Avengers, but even they can't stop him from achieving his goal.

      Hulk: "The only way to save America is to destroy it."

      Spider-Man: The Red Menace: In this version of Spider-Man, the web-slinger is recruited by the communist government to help them in their fight against capitalism. He's given special powers and equipment to help him in his mission, and he quickly becomes one of the most beloved people in the country. He eventually comes into conflict with the Avengers, but he ultimately triumphs over them.

      Spider-Man: "With great power, comes great responsibility... to the people!"

      Deadpool: The People's Champion: Deadpool is recruited by the communist government to help take down a group of greedy capitalists. The capitalists are hoarding all the wealth and resources, while the people are struggling to get by. Deadpool must use his unique skills and abilities to take them down and help the people get the justice they deserve. In the end, Deadpool triumphs and the capitalists are defeated, making him the people's champion.

      Deadpool: "We don't need your money, we don't need your help, we don't need your approval. We are the people and we will fight for what's ours!"