This Map Sorted Each State Into a Hogwarts House And It's So Accurate
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This Map Sorted Each State Into Strategic Targets In Order Of Importance, And It's So Accurate :xi-plz:
USDish, an authorized reseller of DISH Network, decided to step in for the sorting hat and see which house each state would likely belong to. “Whether you’re a Gryffindor gal, a Slytherin stan, a Hufflepuff homie, or a radical Ravenclaw, you are sure of one thing—your house is better than the others,” USDish admits.
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Come on don’t do this. You made me see it. I need to know the list now…
This kind of thing tickles my brain more than it triggers the "hate the bad person" cortex. So, uh, here you go
Wtf shouldn’t it be more even? Lmao what’s the rationale. California and Texas shouldn’t be in the same house lol
This Map Sorted Each State Into a Hogwarts House And It’s So Accurate
And how the hell is California not Hufflepuff?
Also, how many of those Slytherin states went for :warren-snake-green: in the Dem primary?
California being Syltherin kinda works. Silicon valley has one of the largest snake people populations in the world.
Fair, along with Orange County being heavily intertwined with the KKK throughout the 20th century.
This Map Sorted Each State Into a Hogwarts House And It’s So Accurate
Wisconsin, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio are all Ravenclaw
Wow so accurate
Each of these states definitely have any vibes at all in common... For sure.
The fact that they didn't put every former slave state as Slytherin is an incredible example of telling on yourself jfc
Death to America
Most of the world is Slytherin, China is Ravenclaw, the USSR was Gryffindor, and Sealand is Hufflepuff.