https://ew.com/books/barack-obama-a-promised-land-interview/

    • TheGamingLuddite [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      He creeps me out, it's like everything he says and does is checked by three different PR firms. He's like Patrick Bateman, it's a truly eerie to see him talk and even eerier to fathom the millions of people who still love him and see his politics as anything but a dead end.

        • TheGamingLuddite [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          I imagine him doing the Patrick Bateman workout monologue but instead of 20 minutes on the stairmaster he spends 20 minutes looking at letterboxd and spotify analytics to determine his favorite media for the week

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He's a pre-influencer. The same empty personality peddling, the same cross-promotions, the same sound and fury signifying nothing.

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The Boys?!?!?

    Go fuck yourself, dude. You actually could have made this world a better place.

    • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      maybe his show will have a guy run up another guy's dickhole and america is actually the bad guy

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Why am I not surprised that a narcissistic psychopath lacks any real creativity and barfs out derivative nonsense to manipulate people into believing he has anything relevant to say? What a grifter.

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i don't think there's a single human being in earth with a more manufactured personality

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Liberals descending into a depraved frenzy of sex and violence like the end of Perfume when Obama is interviewed and is like "Uhhh let me be clear, lately I've been listening to uhhh Imagine Dragons."

  • Venusta [any]
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    2 years ago

    It’s his birthday today lol, thanks :obama-spike:

      • Venusta [any]
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        2 years ago

        the hexbear meet up is at your place in MV today for your birthday, did you not check your DMs

        • President_Obama [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          :ohnoes: i didn't know, i'm not home rn. The two 40 y/o SS guards there are going to fucking shoot all of you

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    If they ever make an adaptation of Mark Millar's Nemesis , I hope they stay true to the author's original concept and open it with the villain killing Obama

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        It's a fairly average "What if Batman was a supervillain and there were no actual superheroes?" comic

        It probably would have been better as a one-shot story, but it's a six issue miniseries

        The thing that keeps it from being boring is that it's absolutely ridiculous and edgy in the sort of way that a smaller comic publisher would ever bother to print

  • PasswordRememberer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I will crab so hard when this fucker dies just bc it'll mean I won't have to hear his inane, megalomaniacal takes on every fucking thing under the sun

    Death to America

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He watches popular shows to tell his ghostwriter what to put in books with his name on them. :obama-drone: