gcj post making fun of this man
Americans have a deep-seated deranged longing to be in a situation where absolute brutality can be hypothetically justified. Self-defense violence fantasies continue to be unhinged. There’s a shitload of supportive comments in the AMA too.
Then fuck him doubly. File an insurance claim. This sort of thing is figured into the cost of doing business from day 1. And if it's not, the head shop shouldn't be around in the first place.
He's just a chud who had fantasies of violence his whole life, and then one day all his dreams came true and he got to stab a child for a minor property crime. The kind of minor property crime that most DAs won't even file charges for, and rightfully so.