• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    People are acting like she's literally the first woman to ever exist with big boobs like we found some new species of girl and it's totally not weird at all.

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      Definitely up there for one of the least normal culture war things.

      • huf [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        what about scarlett avenger in the capeshit universe?

        • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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          7 months ago

          uh i dunno someone in another sweeny post said she got a reduction or something. i'm not gonna investigate and hornypost about the relative merits of actress' boob sizes but between star wars and whatever marvel movie she started with I don't remember discourse.

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      the large bazonga uprising against the woke mob was the largest and most comprehensive anti-woke revolution in history, and led to the almost totally-one sided distribution of all tradwives to the sigma males

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Yeah, but we don't talk enough about big his boobs were though.

    • Cromalin [she/her]
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      edit-2
      8 months ago

      my dad literally said out loud "sweeney todd" when referring to sydney sweeney last time we were talking
      (he mentioned watching a romcom she starred in, said "it stars uh, sweeney todd and glen powell")

  • LibsEatPoop [any]
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    8 months ago

    Why you gotta do it to Sydney Sweeney tho? Remove, like, Ben Shapiro or someone from my timeline 😭

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      8 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Don't look at her.

    Look at me.

    Breasts are temporary.

    The glory of the great proletarian revolution is forever.

    mao-wave

  • atturaya@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    I had to block her name on twitter to escape it, and I would still see posts about her. this was my only refuge, and now I'm seeing it here. the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

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    I have found this 100% real pic on twitter. Sydney Sweeney is actually a maoist

  • Pili [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    Am I allowed to like Sydney Sweeney, or is it GULag?

  • jackmarxist [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    8 months ago

    https://twitter.com/sahir2k/status/1771912328465768900?s=19

  • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    What if all mankind is affected with a psychic virus that changes Sydney Sweeney to Mao Zedong, and vice versa?

    That's right, a blonde white lady led the Chinese Communist Revolution, and all heterosexual American men are drooling over the "bodacious ta-tas" (to borrow a phrase from our friend, and clearly het man, Rod Dreher) of an old Chinese guy.