Articulate your proposals for getting from here to communism in 5 years in the comments below, starting from hexbear.com GO!
Step 1. Everyone on this site sends me $5 each to print pro-communism leaflets
Step 2. Instead of doing that I spend the money on weed, Magic the Gathering cards, and HRT
Step 3. Everyone sends me another $5 just because they want me to be happy
- Ask this question on hexbear and compile the answers into a 5 year plan
Post progressively hotter takes on Twitter until the entirety of the working class is united against me
A gun that doesn't kill you but makes you communist instead
- Change the name back to chapo.chat
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sandwich break
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communism
:very-intelligent: clearly this is a sign that Hexbear sincerely supports the democratic party. btw how does everyone feel about national socialism?
the more normaler i become, the communister the world becomes! muahahaha.
i already turned an entire city communist by eating mcdonalds and driving a brand new pickup truck to my construction job.
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i find a magic lamp that summons a wish granting genie. with my first wish i specify that the genie listens to my intent, and with my second wish i ask for a failproof 5 year plan. third wish tbd
that's probably the 3rd wish, but it depends on how foolproof the plan is.
We democratically write a new constitution, together. When the American people see our new constitution and how cool and good it is they will burn their dusty old constitution and implement ours.
100 years later after we are all long dead, they discover that there is something written on it in invisible ink! What could it be??
It's
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