Lovely_sombrero [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoTrump's lies are at least funnyimagemessage-square71 fedilinkarrow-up1135file-text
arrow-up1135imageTrump's lies are at least funnyLovely_sombrero [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square71 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAbstraction [he/him]hexbear70·2 years agoMy list of most important qualities in a presidential candidate: A nice penis Good policies link
minus-squareLovely_sombrero [he/him]hexagonhexbear44·2 years agoYes, one must always remember to only vote for politicians who have a nice, sturdy penis. A subpar penis is unacceptable. link
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]hexbear35·2 years agoSix years later and Trump still refuses to post hog. link
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]hexbear24·2 years agoCongress is now considering legislation requiring all presidential candidates to post five years of hog. link
minus-squareWIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]hexbear17·edit-22 years agoThe only thing I remember about the whole stormy daniels thing is that she said Trump’s dick looked like Toad link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear10·2 years agoand some police department pulled a retaliatory raid on one of her strip appearances link
My list of most important qualities in a presidential candidate:
A nice penis
Good policies
Yes, one must always remember to only vote for politicians who have a nice, sturdy penis. A subpar penis is unacceptable.
big structural penis
Six years later and Trump still refuses to post hog.
Fuckin tease smh
Congress is now considering legislation requiring all presidential candidates to post five years of hog.
Dying Empire: The Hoggening
The only thing I remember about the whole stormy daniels thing is that she said Trump’s dick looked like Toad
and some police department pulled a retaliatory raid on one of her strip appearances