https://twitter.com/AlexThomp/status/1558080939544256514

  • Abstraction [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    My list of most important qualities in a presidential candidate:

    1. A nice penis

    2. Good policies

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'll never let that go. I found it so offensive. My grandfather faced so much discrimination. His cousins got kicked out of a bar because at the time it was illegal to serve "indians" alcohol. My white grandma told me a story about a traffic stop where they got pulled over because racial profiling.

      Fuck her forever for playing that card. And the Warren stans had the audacity to say we were calling her a snake because of some genesis Adam and Eve sexism. You know what my grandfather called liars? Those that "speak with forked tongues."

        • Dingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]
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          2 years ago

          Also fwiw, at least in the south a good number of those mythical native ancestors were likely black. Under Jim Crow laws, anyone with any black ancestors was considered black legally under the law. So a whole bunch of mixed race people that could pass instead said they had native ancestry to avoid being subjected to apartheid

          • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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            2 years ago

            She submitted a plagiarized recipe for Mexican oatmeal, lifted from the New York Times recipe-of-the-week column.

            Edit: "Mexican" in that it was regular, bland-ass oatmeal with canned corn thrown in or some such. It was a veritable nexus of :lmayo: cultural appropriation, while not even being remotely anchored in culinary reality beyond calipered fever dreams about "the ethnics"

            • jkfjfhkdfgdfb [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              regular, bland-ass oatmeal with canned corn thrown in or some such

              :kombucha-disgust:

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        if you haven't heard TrueAnon ep 37, check it out they absolute rip her for this, and discuss how her grandfather or maybe great grandfather murdered a native man after the native man objected to a horse being mistreated

        Episode 37: Sounds About White | TrueAnon

  • a_fanonist_hexagon [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Oh yay, let's relitigate the 2020 primary again. You losers fucking won already, shut the fuck up

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Ok this one's on me, but it was all a big misunderstanding. What I meant to say was, "I would vote for you, if you had a Kleenex," but I will admit my speech was a little unclear because I really needed to blow my nose. And I didn't mean it, but I figured she'd probably have one but I didn't think she'd give it to me otherwise. I guess this explains why she left in such a huff anyway.

  • UlyssesT
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    15 days ago

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  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    digging through closet

    I know it's in here somewhere. I know I put that penis in here years ago. How can I be president if I don't have my penis handy? Goddammit when I find it I'm putting an apple tag on it.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    -and if the penis could be attached to your back instead of the front, like a weird tail, I would actually campaign for you. That's what everyone always says.

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    saying that i would vote on warren if she had a nice cock because i think it would sound too mean to tell her "no way you are boring and your politics are dogshit" to her face