An MSNBC talking head sometime in the near future (mid 2023 maybe?)...
"This 5-4 decision is inexplicable and highly unusual. The majority is claiming that - in effect - Trump could declassify documents merely by the power of pure thought..."
Yeah - it will be really inexplicable and highly unusual. Who could have predicted this? There's not a single person in August, 2022 that could have foreseen this. Not a single one.
Please, mods, I'm begging you for a lathe bot. Triggered by the phrase "no one could have seen this" (uttered unironically); the bit is then stored for 6 months automatically. Whenever the thing comes true, and someone sarcastically posts "No one could have seen this" and includes the subject of an available phrase, the bot immediately can detect the difference between the unironic prophesy and the sarcastic announcement of said prophecy coming true, and then it posts the OP that predicted it, and the timestamp.
On second thought, that might set the website servers on fire
An MSNBC talking head sometime in the near future (mid 2023 maybe?)...
"This 5-4 decision is inexplicable and highly unusual. The majority is claiming that - in effect - Trump could declassify documents merely by the power of pure thought..."
Yeah - it will be really inexplicable and highly unusual. Who could have predicted this? There's not a single person in August, 2022 that could have foreseen this. Not a single one.
Please, mods, I'm begging you for a lathe bot. Triggered by the phrase "no one could have seen this" (uttered unironically); the bit is then stored for 6 months automatically. Whenever the thing comes true, and someone sarcastically posts "No one could have seen this" and includes the subject of an available phrase, the bot immediately can detect the difference between the unironic prophesy and the sarcastic announcement of said prophecy coming true, and then it posts the OP that predicted it, and the timestamp.
On second thought, that might set the website servers on fire