:good-morning: :liberalism: :hopeless: straight up I really didn't expect to see #1 is what it is

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'd rather make my own nice cream with some whey protein mixed in, shit's delicious, high protein and low calorie

    also, the only ingredients I use are frozen bananas, whey protein and milk, either soy or dairy, which means I can now have ice cream for breakfast without feeling guilty about it, it's just a whey protein shake but frozen

      • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        There's barely a recipe, really... I just slice about half a dozen bananas, freeze them, then put them in a food processor with about 150g of whey protein and add as much milk as it takes to get a soft serve consistency. Then I put it back in the freezer and take a few scoops when I'm craving something sweet.

        It's fully customizable, you can use food flavoring instead of the whey, maybe add honey or peanut butter, blend some other frozen fruit along with the banana, you name it.

      • RION [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I like the Gooey Butter Cake and Buttercream Birthday Cake, my mom liked the Sweat Cream Biscuits & Peach Jam flavor. I think we were both indifferent to Skillet Cinnamon Roll and Salty Carmel (the latter of which she usually likes). It's definitely very heavy and indulgent, so if you're sensitive to that I'd recommend some of the simpler flavors without the chunks of cake and all that

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My guess was: Some local brand I never heard of

    might as well delete my account and change it to u/Nostradamus

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      They did their list from 1 to 8, so number 1 is the :cia: ice cream that apparently sponsors :good-morning:

    • zxcvbn [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah plus Tillamook is gummy garbage. Salt n' Straw is good but bougie. Ben and Jerry's is low-key great quality and they took a political stand against Israel, #1.

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          It's of course my opinion, I think Strawberries ice cream is the best because strawberries are related to roses. And I like to think I'm eating something beautiful and elegant. :capybara-fancy:

          • Esoteir [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            i completely agree strawberry is a top tier flavor comrade :stalin-fancy:

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    2 years ago

    im torn between extreme curiosity and extreme apprehension. the flavors sound good but im convinced the ice cream is somehow CIA , between the hundred thousand dollars in donations to the Biden campaign, as far back as like January 2020 iirc, and how ghouls from Pelosi to Yeonmi Park are shilling it

    • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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      2 years ago

      It’s really not that good. I’ve had it so many times expecting different results and it’s always such a let down. If you can get Graetors it’s so much better.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I'm sorry... Mustard ice cream? Really? That sounds almost as bad as :amerikkka: bacon ice cream

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        it's probably worse, at least bacon is just sweet + meaty

        mustard is straight up spicy + burpy, it made me wanna heave at points

        they also have a mac&cheese ice cream which I think would be a much better "weird" combo