"You can show a child pictures of the leaders of each side in a revolutionary conflict, and any one who's raised on Disney and Mother Goose will be able to tell who the good guys are and who the bad guys are."
He looks like this btw: https://twitter.com/SlayingStaying/status/1561382193317937163
"As you can see by this comparison between a royal given a sympathetic portrait and a dead revolutionary's face mold, the royal is obviously better looking."
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