Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran

Rom [he/him] · 8 months ago

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran

Alaskaball [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

The fucking onion

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

Show

So the Saudi prince comes to me and says Allah, very great - the best, is the Light of the heavens and the earth. Very magnificent, folks! Many people - smart beautiful people - are holding fast to his rope, folks!

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · 8 months ago

...are holding fast to his rope, folks!

Oh! I lost it there!

Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him] · 8 months ago

I want to hear his pitch for the Confucian Analects.

xj9 [they/them, she/her] · 8 months ago

OK but here me out

emizeko [they/them] · 8 months ago

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel and the United States

HexReplyBot [none/use name] · 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

RyanGosling [none/use name] · 8 months ago

Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.

-Imam bin Trump

loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml · edit-2 8 months ago

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say Donald Trump without the title Sheikh.

allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her] · 8 months ago

This isn’t real, is it?

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IS IT?

SSJ2Marx · 8 months ago

No, but he did do this with a Bible, which is what they're making fun of.

Rom [he/him] · edit-2 8 months ago

Based on this hilariously transparent grift https://web.archive.org/web/20240329035701/https://godblesstheusabible.com/

HexbearGPT [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

Not yet!