Every squad's got the: Fascist lady, fascist with a NATO rocket launcher, extremely fascist banderite, Ghost of Kiev, unarmed civilian about to get used as a human shield and of course fascist grandpa (he fought bravely against the Soviets in WW2).
How the comic will probably have it: Fascist gramps flashbacks to being a boy getting revenge on NKVD officers (who happen to have epicanthal eye folds or comically big noses for some reason) who rape his village and make off with its grain, all while they’re drunk from vodka and doing some Russian folk dance.
How it would actually be: Fascist gramps boasting about how he killed “communists” in the cradle.
Every squad's got the: Fascist lady, fascist with a NATO rocket launcher, extremely fascist banderite, Ghost of Kiev, unarmed civilian about to get used as a human shield and of course fascist grandpa (he fought bravely against the Soviets in WW2).
That’s honorary Ukrainian Wilford Brimley
He puts on his replica g-suit to play DCS on his $3000 simulator setup and then post clips on :reddit-logo:.
How the comic will probably have it: Fascist gramps flashbacks to being a boy getting revenge on NKVD officers (who happen to have epicanthal eye folds or comically big noses for some reason) who rape his village and make off with its grain, all while they’re drunk from vodka and doing some Russian folk dance.
How it would actually be: Fascist gramps boasting about how he killed “communists” in the cradle.