when you're so not mad you out page count the equivalent of a capitalism car manual, incoherent drivel from the least annoying ancap, and a series literally known for extremely meticulous and plentiful worldbuilding, for the equivalent of a shower argument against people who dislike you on twitter. holy shit. i'd feel bad if she deserved pity :what-the-hell:
Ackshually LOTR is one book in 3 parts. The publishers didn't want to make it one physical book because too many pages.
if the entirety of lotr was crammed into one book you'd break the spine opening it
hell, you could probably break someone else's spine just swinging it at them
Eh, I have history and scholarly books on my shelf that are about the same wordcount as the complete LOTR.
you just had to crush my dreams, didn't you? :rage-cry: