A teen just went past me on an e scooter and literally said neeeoowm
r/AssholeDesign is a fascinating subreddit because it's a nigh-endless catalog of capitalist profit-squeezing but nobody actually names capitalism as the problem
Moving out of my shitty apartment today
New apartment is way bigger and nicer, and in the same neighborhood as the old one, and it's the same price as the old one
Going on a two-week long vacation starting tomorrow
The coworker I hate the most is going on vacation as soon as I get back from vacation, meaning I won't have to see her at all until the 29th
Death to America
The Switch has so many underrated games. Reminds me of the Wii getting shit for "being a toy" despite having so many quality games that you had to look for.
The funniest response to criticism of the people who chose to partake in the US military is when people are like "yeah they murdered in the name of US imperialism but they did it for their personal gain and not for the US" like how would that make it better lmfao
Bit idea: grants for terminally ill people that provide them with a gun and the address of the health care executives profitting from their medical debt.
Good morning
I'd like to inform everyone that I am vey sleepy and cute today
me when the RPG I started playing has nonbinary as a gender option and the character sprites you can choose are independent of gender. In a game that started development in 2012. The industry has no excuse for not having diverse casts
I just spent the last three hours having to give witness testimony to the police because my brother gave a sexpat a concussion. The guy grabbed my sisters ass and said "sexy mami." My brother then grabbed the guys head and threw it so hard into a brick wall that I saw two of his teeth fall out as he started to convulse. Three hours later and my brother gets off free while the sexpat ended up staying in jail because the police found ecstasy on him. It's never boring over here lmao
I decided to listen to Biden's speech, because my phone told me he was giving one and I thought maybe it would be funny. It wasn't. Biden goes "I will oppose MAGA republicans with every fiber of my being," and then proposes no concrete way he will manifest that other than encouraging people to vote.
I also thought it was funny he denounced political violence, saying it was not part of the soul of this nation, while he stood before independence hall.
There's something about cute guys. I can't put my finger on it
many years ago on a rando tf2 server I ran into someone who figured out how to auto-tune their mic. I asked them how they did it and they sung "I don't even knoooowwww" at me