Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"
Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.
The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.
Anyone else have one?
When I was eight I stuck a plastic bullet up my nose and my dad had to take me to the ER to get the doctor to pull it out.
I couldn't resist, it looked like it was the PERFECT FIT for my nostril.
This is my hole
in fairness, it was
I swear I’ve heard this story from so many people. Something about those fucking plastic bullets, it’s like they’re meant to go in your nose
Same, but with a piece of chalk. My sister did a bead from one of those plastic necklaces that each of the beads pop in to the next.
Oh that is weird. I once stuck my face into a pile of those necklace beads that belonged to my sisters, and for a few weeks or so I was utterly convinced that one had gone up my nose, since it had already happened once.