If you haven’t, take a guess at what it is in the comments

  • MendingBenjamin [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Hahahaha we have a winner! Except it’s heavy-handed praise instead of advice

      • MendingBenjamin [they/them]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        Yeah I fucking wish. Some of us used to tip people out who got verbal tipped because fuck. You basically were required to stand there and look gracious while you try not to cry. On bills well into the triple digits sometimes

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I've decided; Anarchist batman would be a bunch of bike messengers and if you tweeted them with the description of someone who was shitty to service workers Anarchist Batman would hunt them down and break their kneecaps.

          • UlyssesT
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            11 days ago

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          • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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            2 years ago

            Actually anarchist batman is already a thing and he's just incredibly upset at Superman that Stalin put him in a gulag and Superman "took too long" saving them so he has to Do A Terrorism :yea:

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        "I can't pay my landlord with your praise, but he might give me a discount if you suck him off or something"

    • UlyssesT
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      11 days ago

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