Just a guy making deals!
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1567401292288462848
Would you rather have two million or would you rather have a piece of paper which gives you permission to jack off a 1000 pound animal?
first time I did acid I couldn't stop telling my friends that, somewhere out there, there's a guy whose job it is to jerk off horses. this is how my burgeoning class consciousness reared itself
I'm not a horse cum expert but i was pretty sure they use electro stimulation for that i.e. the film A Boy and His Dog
i still would've talked about the concept for 4 hours if I knew that at the time, I'm sure of it
I mean regardless it's still someone job to make horses cum so yea
it would've been something like "somewhere out there, there's a guy that has to wake up in the morning and shock the cum out of a horse and that's his job"
There is a movie about this and I'm not making this up it is called Gamers: The Movie
Why do they try to bribe everyone with ponies. Is this some rich person thing I don't understand?
the headline makes it sound like he was paying in heroin
Maybe it was one of those handsome horses - https://getwallpapers.com/wallpaper/full/b/0/b/718769-vertical-beautiful-horse-wallpaper-2560x1600-mobile.jpg
:the-plan: The plan? just fuckin pay all your debts with horse semen i don't even know how to make this sound like a nathan fielder bit
