the site has been a bit slow recently. if she could just hang on long enough for me to get that sorted out first, i'd be much obliged. critical support to the queen of england for not dying before I can prepare the servers.
correction to the above post:
regarding the terrorist organization known as the queen of of england, I have been informed that I do not, in fact, have to hand it to her.
This really worked out for the government. No public scrutiny as they get free week of hysteria over a very old woman dying quietly in a hospital, and then weeks of distraction as two of the most hated people in the UK get a big public coronation.
:pepe-silvia: Slightly too convenient. They've just been holding out on this since November.
Liz Truss: "Actually, your majesty, there is one more thing you can still do for your country" ominous music plays
Nurse that looks suspiciously like Liz Truss entering her room: This won't hurt a bit, dear. Sweet dreams!
Can't wait what track BBC Radio will interrupt this time to announce the news
Apparently this turned out to be fake but in my heart it will always be real
Fuck it. I'ma throw that sample randomly into my songs from now on.
the whole elaborate protocol they have planned out is beyond hilarious.
if there were this much coordination and control of state tv in DPRK, libs would lose their mind.
"London Bridge has fallen" "prepare the black banner" "no one say anything until the arranged time" "parade organized" and so on
Maybe they're preparing the serum to kill her today like her father
Holy fuck, as I’m a boomer and listen to Radio 2, I was expecting to hear “sad playlist” today. They just played “don’t worry, be happy”
:deng-salute:
Inshallah Australia gets a fucking public holiday out of this
I still think a human zoo of royals is the most humane way to deal with them.
Warmest regards to all our Irish friends this evening, hope you're all drinking for free.
:anti-thatcher-action:
oh fuck yeah, pints were already planned but now there will be double pints
How many times has she died by this point, at least three times have we said she's dead, then she gets up again. I guess the divine right is real :angel-biblical:
:juche-rose: A small gift from one Kingdom to another
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The DPRK is not a monarchy, its a joke about how :LIB:'s call it "Le Hermit Kingdom" k thx bye :juche-WPK:
Who is next? Is it like a lottery system or GOT bloodsport for the successor?
Can we expect any journalists to be hacksawed to death by the UK's new leader?
Prince Charles (and the ensuing yeeting of the monarchy from like half of the commonwealth realms.)
Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband.
