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The towers never really existed, the planes were just using a new chemical in their chemtrails that made people hallucinate tall buildings.
Yeah, I specifically remember one interviewer saying it looked like the engine was damaged.
Bush flew the planes but it was a genuine accident, basically the Bush family version of Chappaquiddick
John McCain was a passenger on the second plane.
Apocalypse Now was the inflight movie. It triggered a flashback and then instinct just took over.
McCain had a PTSD episode and Bush was blind drunk so he just went along with it. They had both been soliciting prostitutes who died in the crash. They had to come up with an elaborate cover story to prevent a scandal. Everything just went wrong.
Bush floated through the towers in a sitting position, colon packed with demo charges
I think I saw a railgun theory before, if i remember right, they just photoshopped the planes in. Eyewittnesses in the city were fake
Bush flew the planes but it was actually heroic since the real hijackers had seized the towers and pentagon.
9/11 was just a retrofitted cutscene to justify the chunk corruption that deleted the twin towers block.
Favorite, as in, silliest theory that some people actually believe?
Its probably the one where Bin Laden was the mastermind behind the operation and nobody in the US had any idea about it. This theory has WTC building 7 falling due to being hit by falling debris from one of the towers. And the pentagon was hit by a plane that completely vaporized upon impact so there are no remains.
yeah that is some real conspiranutjob bullshit. Definitely glad that we all us patriots on this site agree that building 7 fell at freefall speed 9.8 m/s^2 due to being hit by the extremely inertial mass known as dust and debris.
The towers were hijacked and flown into the planes (by bush of course)
George Soros was storing his Futurama head collection of revolutionaries at the top of one of the towers, preparing to launch the communist takeover. CIA found out and the rest is history.
Bush didn't exist, the planes didn't exist, and the ash from the towers is just snow in Tommy Westphall's snowglobe.
Damn now I want a 9/11 snowglobe
