Ah yes, we should have an absolute monarch, but the cults of personality around Stalin, Mao, the Kims etc are all horrible. Pick a fucking lane, hogs.
Something something the fash don't actually believe all the shit they say, they're just wasting your time because they know you can't answer all of it
They were all bad because they Usurped the Thrones of the Righteous and Good. Its the same reason Obama stealing the Presidency from John McCain or Bernie stealing the Presidency from Hillary was bad.
The UK is even less functional than the US.... WTF is he talking about???
we have healthcare at least (for now)
more functional for the working class
if i was american i would have been dead long agoLess functional for the working class, but a well-oiled machine for the bourgeoisie and the vestigial feudal remnants.
they're all about "fuck the nanny state oi d'yew 'ave a loiscence fower tha' bu'a noif" until it's time to get down and lick boot
GASP are they saying the founding fathers were wrong about something!?
Christian conservative yearns for arbitrary authority figure? I’m shocked
They claim to yearn for one, but then you offer them a pope and they get all irate about it.
which famously loved absolute monarchs
It kinda did though? There were a decent number of monarchs that are known today as "Enlightened Absolutes," e.g. absolute monarchs who were really into the Enlightenment. Yes, the French Revolution famously killed the king on the basis of Enlightenment principles but that was very late in the period.
"The problem with the United States, you see, is that they simply don't have a consistent cucking force. The average Yank is simply befuddled by all the constant changes in who to be cucked by. They need to tame that chaos dragon with a more powerful cuckolding force, you see."
King gets decided by the summerslam, Queen by RuPaul's Drag Race. No voting.
Voting for a king who changes every 8 years while faceless bureaucrats ensure nothing fundamentally changes is literally the current system
Yeah but we didn't get to see :top-cop: and :biden-nibble: fuck on live TV
All of this, I imagine, kept stable under the benevolent gaze of the dyarchy between the Vanguard chairman and a the neo-gnostic elcesiarchs who have listened to ever Cushvlog episode to guide us away from the Demiurge.
Finally, a historical contingency I'm qualified to embody the contradictions between.
An ML enjoyer that loves watching :baby-matt: pop off about the human condition.
I am the real CLASSICAL Liberal. I think liberalism lost its way after moving on from constitutional monarchy.
it is my only regret for Yankee imperialism that they did not take Canada and halt this crown-fetish insanity on the continent
Imagine being so pathetic that you actually want a king
wheres the guillotine emote, i know its around here somewhere
Well to be fair the Enlightenment had reactionaries too, they just eventually either lost or slid into the new liberal order that emerged in the 19th century.
