Software engineers from big tech firms like Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Meta are paying at least $75,000 to get 3 inches taller, a leg-lengthening surgeon says
www.businessinsider.com
The surgeon breaks the patients' thigh bones and inserts nails that are extended with a magnetic remote control every day for three months, GQ said.

Sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The Washington Post reported in January 2020 that men were turning to Botox, fillers, laser treatments, and techniques meant to stimulate collagen in an effort to get ahead in their careers.

    if this were a video game character creation screen, i would get my hair line lowered to my eye brows, jack my height up to 6'9", botox me until i have Kat Dennings' lips, and do that laser hair removal + microneedling until every patch of skin below my eye brows is like injection molded high density polyethylene.

    i would be unstoppable during salary negotiations.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "OH God! I'll pay you whatever you want, just never be seen in my presence again!'

    • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      if this were a video game character creation screen, i would get my hair line lowered to my eye brows, jack my height up to 6’9", botox me until i have Kat Dennings’ lips, and do that laser hair removal + microneedling until every patch of skin below my eye brows is like injection molded high density polyethylene.

      So you're gonna become the Arkham Joker?