Someone called the VolcelKnight.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Broke: Paying for porn

    Woke: Paying for eight channels worth of porn

    Bespoke: Paying for eight channels worth of porn that are all showing the same video of British people jerking themselves off

    • Asia_Set [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Tangential to your comment:

      Can someone please explain how does paid TV works in the UK? I know they have a system that requires home viewers to have TV licenses, but beyond that my understanding is lacking. Is a TV license basically the same for a UK TV license holder as basic cable or satellite for a US subscriber to those services? (Yes I am aware that it is trivially easy to watch TV in the UK without a license and that the penalty for it if you get caught is not all that severe compared to the analogous crime of theft of services.) If my comparison of the license to basic cable is accurate, does this mean that with the license being issued by the government, that there is a state monopoly on TV broadcast distribution? And that makes me curious about who gets the revenue from premium channels that viewers don't automatically get access to with a license as well.

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :youre-laughing: You're wanking! The Queen is dead and you're wanking!

    :joker-troll:

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Watching her funeral on XXXpublicpikups is the funniest idea ever and I think I could watch the entire thing if I knew that was the source.

    • Plants [des/pair]
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      2 years ago

      Especially if when it ends they just hard cut straight back into the porn

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I know you shouldn't kink shame but this is just really weird

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    Should the :volcel-judge: be critically supporting the royal family now?

  • pink_mist [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    What if they filmed "This Ain't The Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II XXX - A Porn Parody" in real time?

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Who watches porn on satellite TV?

    I want to clown on the boomers for not knowing about internet porn, but to be fair to them it's probably more ethical than most internet porn.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Some of the only ethical porn would probably adult comics made by freelancers tbh. Only one person involved and the worst exploitation they can experience is not being paid. Which sucks, but isn't sex trafficking.

      Also I don't know if there's been a struggle session about this and I don't care to start one lol

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          There are eight billion people in the world and statistically at least some of them are in to the same weird shit you are.