who is the community note for? who is going to look at the tweet and then the note and think "no fucking way, she is lying?".
Someone on here said it best "the average american is an 11th century peasant with an internet connection" I think it was comrade @happybadger@hexbear.net
The eventual heat death of the universe is gonna be because you touched yourself, btw.
Real strong vibes of when my childhood home was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina and fundamentalists said it was because of abortion, or because of how many gay people are in New Orleans
they'd even take radar images of the hurricane and say it looked like a fetus. Absolute medieval peasant brain
Look at how the wind forms into a shaft and balls right before the eye of the hurricane appears
meteorologist on the nightly news saying we have an austin powers joke storm formation
Where were the fundamentalists when Hurricane Harvey happened? What do you mean?
Love how these fucking freaks are taking one of the most awe-inspiring events one can experience and somehow making it about woke.
Monday's eclipse was predicted hundreds of years ago, it will not have been caused by contemporary actions
Time is a flat circle.
Well, yeah; how else are you going to get to utter the phrase "I cast Giant Growth on my Feral Hog" in a game?
God can’t be too mad or he would make this eclipse have a 7 min totality like the one that will happen July 16, 2186. He’s just medium mad, so calm down.
First, the Moon’s distance from Earth varies over its orbit. Second, Earth’s elliptical orbit causes the Sun’s distance and apparent diameter to vary by about 3 percent from perihelion (closest approach) to aphelion (farthest approach). Near the sunrise and sunset terminators, the Moon’s shadow hits Earth’s surface at a steep angle. This geometry causes the shadow to move quickly with respect to the surface, which shortens totality’s duration.
https://www.astronomy.com/science/what-causes-the-variety-of-totality-length-from-one-solar-eclipse-to-the-next-why-does-the-length-of-totality-vary-along-the-path-of-an-eclipse/
phenomena are only relevant when they happen to the United States
During this eclipse an anime baby will be sacrificed to end gender once and for all, all according to my keikaku.